<b> annnnd now it looks like I peed myself.
<b> awesome.
<j> did you?
<j> don't answer that
<b> do....do you want me to?
<``gnT> I NEED AN ADULT!!!
<b> haha
<b> man this is cold.
<j> that was good greg
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<b> so... anyone opposed to me going now for fresh pants?
<``gnT> dude,that look is in. You have mad fresh pants
<b> "you ain't cool unless you pee yo pants!"
<b> the hell movie was that.
<b> billy madison?

<bje> drd: iptables is pwning me

drd: its all pretty web 2.0ish, i know web .5

drd: then be like "and if you want to screw something hard, im here for ya"

(4:06:58 PM) CodeZero: tell ur g/f i said hi
(4:06:59 PM) A Divergent Mind: peace
(4:07:03 PM) A Divergent Mind: well do
(4:07:11 PM) A Divergent Mind: same to your mom
(4:07:15 PM) CodeZero: k
(4:07:16 PM) CodeZero: will do
(4:07:17 PM) A Divergent Mind: hehehe
(4:07:20 PM) A Divergent Mind: later
(4:07:24 PM) CodeZero: ill also tell her to get tested too

[02/03 10:43AM] [peter(~peter)] webmail max upload is:
[02/03 10:43AM] [peter(~peter)] upload_max_filesize 2M
[02/03 10:43AM] [peter(~peter)] this cannot be changed
[02/03 10:43AM] [peter(~peter)] but then you received a 30meg test file after you said the maximum is 2meg and cant be changed?
[02/03 10:44AM] [peter(~peter)] so it isn't 2 meg???
[02/03 10:45AM] [msg(peter)] read what you just copied and pasted
[02/03 10:45AM] [msg(peter)] mainly the first two lines. sit and think about those for 10 minutes
[02/03 10:46AM] [peter(~peter)] let me ask you a question you can think about for 10min
[02/03 10:46AM] [peter(~peter)] what is the max file you can send through the server NOT from webmail?
[02/03 10:46AM] [msg(peter)] that information is in the ticket
[02/03 10:47AM] [msg(peter)] do i still need to think about it for 10 minutes

[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> hahahahahahahahaha
[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> awww dan
[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> boradcast (so drd doesnt assign it again)
[02/13 4:11PM] <drd> hahaha
[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> thats the description on the xxx.xxx.xx.xx... the BROADCAST
[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> comedy gold

Dasha: good morning, boys
James: Good morning Dasha
Ryan: Good morning
James: Good morning Ryan
didier: Good Morning
didier: Good Morning Ryan
Ryan: Good morning James
didier: Good Morning Jimmy
drd: Good Morning, Dave...

15:02… `GTeiber: You took my stap ler
15:02… @drd: hush milton
15:03… JamesS: dear god he's gonna burn us to the ground
15:03… `GTeiber: but, I can't work like this. I'm going to burn this place down.
15:03… JamesS: everybody grab a server and run
15:03… `GTeiber: but.. how can I take the interwebs home?

15:01… hunt: you put the lime in the coconut
15:02… HelpUBot: IF YOU CHECK THE MAIL... I WILL BE YOUR SUPERFRIEND!
15:02… JamesS: you put the hamster in the ...
15:02… hunt: horse?
15:02… hunt: elephant!
15:04… @drd: you put the hamster in the teachers assistant
15:05… gnt: There is absolutely no way that can go anywhere work appropriate.
15:06… @drd: haha
15:06… @drd: very true
15:07… JamesS: here at *COMPANY* we strive to redefine the term "Work Appropriate"
15:08… gnt: My brain kept going with the lime and the coconut song.
15:09… JamesS: But your heart says no?
15:11… gnt: when you put the hampster places and shake it up. my brain started throwing up those black bars you see on late night comercials.

(8:40:00 PM) drd: i thikn its your sound card thats not supported
(8:40:11 PM) drd: and dont blame gentoo, its the same issue with fuckbuntu and fedora

ET: liquid helium pushing a Phenom II X4 965 BE past 6.6 ghz at -232 degrees C? Frigging awesome.
AD: dislike. It would be cooler if it were a Intel chip.
ET: Intel chips can't run that cold. Only the Phenom II processors can run on liquid helium.
AD: Doesnt change the fact that it would be cooler :D
ET: Well you could cool any chip to -250C... but you can't run any chip that cold... I'll see monday if Kingpin broke the record...
JT: Lame AMD CPU, nothing beats an Intel, nothing. There's a couple benchmarks out there of someone with an Intel around 10GHz. I run at 4.05GHz myself w/o liquid cooling.
AD: PWNED :)
JT: Here is one example... http://www.madshrimps.be/?action=getarticle&articID=937 Notice there are no AMD chips currently on the record chart. XD
AD: thanks for doing the footwork, i was by far too lazy to retort. AMD is just living on dreams.... im not one to usually root against the lil guy but I know quality when i see it. What next ET? Are you going to start telling us about amazing overclocks on Via C7 to 2.5ghz! Mmmmm Intel.
JT: ROFL "Via C7" - hahahahahaha.....good one. XD

<d> fucking a. someones fucking website is killing red again
<d> $10 says its fucking orient beach
<b> funny you should use that adjective.
<d> indeed

<b> "we don't date noobs... we PWN them!"

09:20… Dasha has joined #support
09:20… HelpUBot: [Dasha] Thinking.. 35% competed...
09:20… Dasha has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
09:20… jaed: didnt think hard enough?

<grayswandir> "general TLC"
<CSP> fine ill settle for the other 3
<Silver> that works. one on the right is fucking hot.
<Silver> like model hot.
<HoboSpaceCop> Yeah General TLC worries me
<grayswandir> it's like "well loved"
<HoboSpaceCop> It varies from "your gonna have to clean it a little" to "The bike is actually on fire most of the time"
<team_hogan_drifting> lol bmws
<hondaguyf4i> never heard anyone call in each week i had about bmws now
<grayswandir> for all you know their idea of loving involves 50' of chain, a speculum and chilli peppers

<bco> It didn't look like a paperclip
<drd> That's what she said

Ty Webb: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

Infringement Source: BitTorrent
Infringement Timestamp: 2009-xx-xx xx:xx:xx PST
Infringers IP Address: xx.xx.xx.xx
Infringers Port: 47949
Infringement Title: Cougars Love Kittens
Infringement Filename: Cougars.Love.Kittens.XXX.DVDRip.XviD-CLiT
Infringement Hash: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

15:56… jaed: p4t this is for you http://spedr.com/ptgi
16:01… drd: hey shes from dr horrible!
16:01… jaed: yea
16:01… jaed: and the guild
16:01… HelpUBot: DONT FORGET CANIT! (AND TEH MAIL AND VOICMAIL)
16:02… jaed: and of course, don't forget CanIt!

(2:13:14 AM) drd: so from here on out this should be the same for windows basically
(2:13:26 AM) jaed: yea
(2:13:33 AM) jaed: pretty darn simple
(2:13:40 AM) jaed: excitingly simple actually
(2:13:55 AM) drd: i think you shoudl let it download, and go to bed
(2:13:59 AM) drd: the next part will confuse you.
(2:14:08 AM) jaed: wget ftw
(2:14:16 AM) jaed: well i best get confused and angry now
(2:14:22 AM) jaed: that way i can sleep it off and feel energized again
(2:14:26 AM) drd: or after you had some sleep
(2:14:31 AM) drd: you thikn clearer when you sleep
(2:14:44 AM) jaed: lol idk man, i have some fucked up dreams
(2:15:18 AM) jaed: you have no idea how hard im laughing from that, i think your right i am pretty fucking sleepy

(5:49:34 AM) JaEd: name a Starcraft unit/building
(5:49:42 AM) JaEd: that would be a good name for a pbx
(5:50:50 AM) LogicalSuicide: hmm I don't think that dovecot if it is needed is auto starting
(5:51:21 AM) JaEd: Carrier? good idea!
(5:51:26 AM) LogicalSuicide: yar
(5:51:30 AM) JaEd: makes sense, like how ATT is a carrier
(5:51:33 AM) JaEd: your smart
(5:51:39 AM) LogicalSuicide: :?
(5:51:41 AM) LogicalSuicide: wah!
(5:51:44 AM) JaEd: :)

11:26… @drd: when you have a /8 you probably are the internet
11:26… JamesS: or the guy just typed it in wrong
11:26… JamesS: what about a /2
11:26… JamesS: does that make you jesus
11:26… @drd: no.
11:26… JamesS: does it make you 3 internets?
11:27… didier: I am the internet!
11:27… didier: I AM A /0 MWHAHAHA
11:27… @drd: we all know your a zero
11:27… @drd: you're
11:28… JamesS: BURN
11:28… didier: :(
11:28… didier: ZERO COOL!
11:28… didier: FOR YOUR ACID BURN!
11:28… @drd: you set yourself up for it
11:28… didier: MWHAHAHA
11:28… bco: what you say?
11:28… @drd: i want to be crashoverride
11:28… @drd: someone set us up the bomb!
11:29… @drd: we get signal
11:30… @drd: main screen turn on
11:30… JamesS: Someone's hacked the Gibson!
11:31… didier: Rabbits, Flu Shot!?!
11:31… @drd: type in cookie you nitwit
11:32… didier: Its -THE- Plague.
11:32… @drd: would your holiness care to change her password?
11:33… didier: A Worm and a Virus? The Plot Thickens!
11:33… @drd: okay im done for now
11:33… didier: Okay, Mr. The Plague.
11:34… @drd: stewardness, im never flying this airline again!!
11:34… didier: EUGENE!
11:34… drd sets mode: +m
11:34… @drd: no more

12:53… @P4T: [12:52] JamesS: Man, sometimes i hate Dasha!!!
12:53… @P4T: james thats not nice
12:54… didier: wow james, your not nice
12:54… Dasha: :((
12:54… Dasha has left #support
12:54… @P4T: lol
12:54… didier: lol!
12:54… JamesS: [12:55] P4T: I know I need to stop making stuff up but im just a big dumb idiot

ween: is it weird if i want a midnight snack
ween: of corn?
ween: lol
JaEd [Jagged Edge]: wtf? yes lol.
ween: oh
ween: well it's a good thing i don't want corn
ween: >.>
ween: <.<
JaEd [Jagged Edge]: haha
ween: i have frozen corn in my freezer
ween: and it sounds really good
ween: lol
JaEd [Jagged Edge]: all the farms in Wisconsin must be getting to you