Quote #117 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-08-20 - [flag]
JaEd: whatcha upto
gnT: jack ,and shit
JaEd: oh fuck
gnT: ?
JaEd: add a little coke and it sounds like a good night turned bad
Notes: in the future, take greater care with your mixers.
Quote #116 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-08-19 - [flag]
<BlackMoon> yes I like silence, and if the world droped dead tomarrow id be like 'good fucking riddance, now I can sleep till 10pm'
<`Nerobro> BlackMoon, cardbaord in the windows, earplugs, deep pillows
<`Nerobro> earplugs are especially effective against high frequencies... like birds
<BlackMoon> Fuck em, i'll just shoot em all untill I have a 2 mile deadzone around my house of anything noisy
<BlackMoon> Infact theres an idea, a sound tracking sucide drone
<TEKLore> lol
<BlackMoon> 'SQUACK SQUACK SQUACK VRRRRMMMMBOOOM' *feathers fall outta the tree*
Notes: That idea's for the birds...
Quote #115 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-08-06 - [flag]
Habib: It's a 4way and not a 3way
Drd: Ooooh
Notes: Channel info: Helicopters
Quote #114 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-08-04 - [flag]
(11:42:19 PM) drd: damn
(11:42:21 PM) drd: im so tired
(11:42:34 PM) drd: i just licked 2 random things in facebook when meaning to hit something else
(11:42:41 PM) didi: wtf
(11:42:46 PM) drd: yea
(11:42:52 PM) didi: is that a new feature, like poke of something?
(11:43:00 PM) drd: hahaha
(11:43:01 PM) drd: liked
(11:43:07 PM) didi: >.<
(11:43:07 PM) drd: hahaha
(11:43:11 PM) drd: duuuuuuude
(11:43:24 PM) drd: the yneed a lick feature
Notes: i lick this quote.
Quote #113 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-08-04 - [flag]
[14:50] <JamesS> JD told me his favorite story of all time was "A Queer and Present Danger"
[14:51] <JD-chi> thats not true james, that is my second favorite
[14:52] <JD-chi> number one is, hans and grettle
[14:52] <Didi> Henzel and Grettle is the story im familiar with
[14:52] <JD-chi> even though i dont know how to spell it, it is my favorite story
[14:53] <JD-chi> its a more homoerotic version where henzel is hans a blonde bavarian hunk with short shorts
[14:53] <JD-chi> and one of those huge horn things from the ricola commercials
[14:54] <JamesS> And Grettle is a donkey
[14:54] <JD-chi> exactly, i knew you had seen it
[14:55] <drd> riiiiiiiiccooollaaaaaaa
Notes: Henzel and Hans
Quote #112 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-07-22 - [flag]
didier: You've got a prolapsed clock.
Notes: herniated time?
Quote #111 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-07-13 - [flag]
drd: iTired.
gnt: Sounds like a new apple product. A Sleep aid..
Notes: don't give them any new ideas...
Quote #110 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-07-09 - [flag]
[in regards to DEC 7000 series mainframes...]
A: DEC had a rackmount model...
G: I thought cupsizes were C,D,DD, DDD, not D E C
Notes: Wrong rack.
Quote #109 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-07-08 - [flag]
[10:33] <@drd> man i need to make a vi based web browser or something
[10:33] <@drd> i just double clicked on a word
[10:33] <@drd> and typed cw to change it
Notes: Vi, browsin your interwebs and changing your content.
Quote #108 - Score: 1 - [+/-] - 2010-06-24 - [flag]
[06/24 2:17PM] [d] okay its easier for me to change these...i just used vi with som sweet %s skills
[06/24 2:17PM] [s] dan and regex sitting in a tree
[06/24 2:18PM] [d] g r e p i n g
Notes: i love grep and regex
Quote #107 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-06-14 - [flag]
<Silver> I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
<Silver> shit
<`Nerobro> hah
<`Nerobro> but legal intoxication on a kyak is .2
<`Nerobro> so you're safe short of death
<whitesnake> the authorities are just fucking with you, daring you to try to break that threshold
<Silver> .2 ain't shit
Notes: Just a little tipsy.
Quote #105 - Score: 2 - [+/-] - 2010-05-25 - [flag]
m> any recommendations on w2k3 install for a sensor, any standards?
d> (includes link to article explaining installation of a sensor)
m> do you have a link on standard windows installation?
Notes: you install, you upgrade, how much more standard do you need?
Quote #103 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-05-14 - [flag]
<b> I'll be lucky to finish 3/4
<P> yeah the sandwiches are big
<G> I just ate two bites to form an opinoin
<G> ;-)
<D> they arent fooling around, i think ill be brining some of this home
<b> gnt, 8 bit opinion!
Notes: how many bits in two bites? At least enough to bring home.
Quote #102 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-05-10 - [flag]
[14:45] <b> So CPU are the brains of the computer right? Even digi-zombies eat brains?
[14:46] <b> I bet they shamble around grunting something about cpu cycles.
Notes: In relation to Zommbie Processes.
Quote #101 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-05-04 - [flag]
<epon> how to find the model of a mobo, it says asus on it but thats all I can see other than cryptic numbers
<`gnT> the cryptic numbers ARE the model
Notes: the answers obvious...
Quote #100 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-04-26 - [flag]
digital0penguin: Windows Small Business server....CAN SUCK MY COCK
digital0penguin: lets take a decent server release and put a bullet in its head and then release it to swim in an ocean of sharks with gorilla arms
Notes: Small Business server....
Quote #99 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-04-19 - [flag]
[15:19] <@drd> i keep typing in 1024 instead of 2010
[15:20] <didier> 2048 would make more sense
[15:20] <didier> try that next time, then youll only need to delete 2 characters
Notes: Love computah.
Quote #98 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-04-19 - [flag]
(10:05:20 AM) drd: im hoping it stops the headaches ive been getting
(10:06:34 AM) jaed: yes
(10:06:44 AM) drd: god dammit
(10:06:52 AM) drd: theres like geese fucking outside
(10:07:05 AM) drd: and they stop
(10:07:49 AM) jaed: **chick chick**
(10:08:27 AM) drd: no
(10:08:34 AM) drd: it was HONK HONK HONK HOHOHOHONK HONK
(10:08:39 AM) drd: HONK HOOONNHONNKHONK
Notes: HONK HONkhooonkkkk!HONK
Quote #97 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-04-06 - [flag]
G: Hey didi, wait, why am I calling you didi?
K: No, do I look gay?
Quote #96 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-03-19 - [flag]
j: as soon as this gets running I'm going to get a drink and i'm gonna sit in my back yard and kick the dog
Notes: we feel your pain
Quote #95 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-03-17 - [flag]
(1:12:51 AM) CK: sorry, I needed a few min of shut eye. Someone did a major clusterfuck on our phones. we got new IPs for the router, but someone else had them, but it took 9 hours to figure it out.
(1:13:03 AM) `gnT: WTf?
(1:13:04 AM) `gnT: :-)
(1:13:08 AM) `gnT: see, that's what I do for work
(1:13:25 AM) CK: as long as you don't work for TDS
Notes: Don't catch the STD
Quote #94 - Score: 1 - [+/-] - 2010-03-09 - [flag]
<m> [m@test /]$ su
<m> Password:
<m> su: incorrect password
<m2> sudo su -
<m2> root becomes you
Notes: in Soviet Russia...
Quote #93 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-03-09 - [flag]
* `g grumbles something about needing a calander.
<j> you've got one in your phone
<`g> smartphones are only as smart as the user.
* `g stabs brain
Notes: User fails to read documentation...
Quote #91 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-03-03 - [flag]
.... Right about lunchtime....
<g> Says: I think I might simply poof out of existance.
<d> Hears: "I think I might simply poop out of existance."
Notes: Low blood glucose strikes again.
Quote #90 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-03-01 - [flag]
<DiGi`> not only did i fail my road test, they revoked my permit
Notes: so there IS a risk to the test..