<`gnT> drd, I hope we can. His machine seems to be one of those that was bleeding edge when he bought it though
<`gnT> I expect to have some diver issues.
<drd> kk
<bco> damn divers!
<`gnT> And these guys use rebreathers, so we can't even trace the bubbles!

[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> hahahahahahahahaha
[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> awww dan
[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> boradcast (so drd doesnt assign it again)
[02/13 4:11PM] <drd> hahaha
[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> thats the description on the xxx.xxx.xx.xx... the BROADCAST
[02/13 4:11PM] <bje> comedy gold

m> any recommendations on w2k3 install for a sensor, any standards?
d> (includes link to article explaining installation of a sensor)
m> do you have a link on standard windows installation?

<a11nonymous> i need office 2009?
<jaed> that sucks
<IcyG> are u serious?
<jaed> go to best buy
<Juxive> hahah
<privaterolf> 2009?
<Lancer> hahaha
<privaterolf> Don't you mean 2007?
<Juxive> open office
<a11nonymous> sure
<FrankLaMotta> good luck with that bro
<jaed> theyll help you as much as we can :)

(23:33:53) drd: i bet shes single because shes really a bitch
(23:34:04) j: hahaha
(23:34:20) j: think about the motorboat!!
(23:34:34) j: brrrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrllrlrlr

[14:50] <JamesS> JD told me his favorite story of all time was "A Queer and Present Danger"
[14:51] <JD-chi> thats not true james, that is my second favorite
[14:52] <JD-chi> number one is, hans and grettle
[14:52] <Didi> Henzel and Grettle is the story im familiar with
[14:52] <JD-chi> even though i dont know how to spell it, it is my favorite story
[14:53] <JD-chi> its a more homoerotic version where henzel is hans a blonde bavarian hunk with short shorts
[14:53] <JD-chi> and one of those huge horn things from the ricola commercials
[14:54] <JamesS> And Grettle is a donkey
[14:54] <JD-chi> exactly, i knew you had seen it
[14:55] <drd> riiiiiiiiccooollaaaaaaa

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09:20… HelpUBot: [Dasha] Thinking.. 35% competed...
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09:20… jaed: didnt think hard enough?

WARNING: database "spam" must be vacuumed within 996586 transactions
HINT: To avoid a database shutdown, execute a full-database VACUUM in "spam".

(10:01:30 PM) drd: dude my feet are all worn out and sore and shit
(10:01:41 PM) drd: i wake up every morning barely able to talk
(10:01:59 PM) drd: derrr
(10:02:00 PM) drd: walk
(10:02:26 PM) jaed: talk too apparently

drd: its all pretty web 2.0ish, i know web .5

(11:07:02 PM) jaed: nice thing about gentoo is that theres a fuck ton of documentation
(11:07:11 PM) jaed: bad part...
(11:07:15 PM) digitalpenguin: ..?
(11:07:19 PM) jaed: there's a FUCK TON of documentation

<Silver> I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
<Silver> shit
<`Nerobro> hah
<`Nerobro> but legal intoxication on a kyak is .2
<`Nerobro> so you're safe short of death
<whitesnake> the authorities are just fucking with you, daring you to try to break that threshold
<Silver> .2 ain't shit

[02/03 11:05AM] [msg(peter)] Peter, you're fired.

ET: liquid helium pushing a Phenom II X4 965 BE past 6.6 ghz at -232 degrees C? Frigging awesome.
AD: dislike. It would be cooler if it were a Intel chip.
ET: Intel chips can't run that cold. Only the Phenom II processors can run on liquid helium.
AD: Doesnt change the fact that it would be cooler :D
ET: Well you could cool any chip to -250C... but you can't run any chip that cold... I'll see monday if Kingpin broke the record...
JT: Lame AMD CPU, nothing beats an Intel, nothing. There's a couple benchmarks out there of someone with an Intel around 10GHz. I run at 4.05GHz myself w/o liquid cooling.
AD: PWNED :)
JT: Here is one example... http://www.madshrimps.be/?action=getarticle&articID=937 Notice there are no AMD chips currently on the record chart. XD
AD: thanks for doing the footwork, i was by far too lazy to retort. AMD is just living on dreams.... im not one to usually root against the lil guy but I know quality when i see it. What next ET? Are you going to start telling us about amazing overclocks on Via C7 to 2.5ghz! Mmmmm Intel.
JT: ROFL "Via C7" - hahahahahaha.....good one. XD

<D> rapes are done
<b> um
<D> oops
<D> tapes

drd: iTired.
gnt: Sounds like a new apple product. A Sleep aid..

11:26… @drd: when you have a /8 you probably are the internet
11:26… JamesS: or the guy just typed it in wrong
11:26… JamesS: what about a /2
11:26… JamesS: does that make you jesus
11:26… @drd: no.
11:26… JamesS: does it make you 3 internets?
11:27… didier: I am the internet!
11:27… didier: I AM A /0 MWHAHAHA
11:27… @drd: we all know your a zero
11:27… @drd: you're
11:28… JamesS: BURN
11:28… didier: :(
11:28… didier: ZERO COOL!
11:28… didier: FOR YOUR ACID BURN!
11:28… @drd: you set yourself up for it
11:28… didier: MWHAHAHA
11:28… bco: what you say?
11:28… @drd: i want to be crashoverride
11:28… @drd: someone set us up the bomb!
11:29… @drd: we get signal
11:30… @drd: main screen turn on
11:30… JamesS: Someone's hacked the Gibson!
11:31… didier: Rabbits, Flu Shot!?!
11:31… @drd: type in cookie you nitwit
11:32… didier: Its -THE- Plague.
11:32… @drd: would your holiness care to change her password?
11:33… didier: A Worm and a Virus? The Plot Thickens!
11:33… @drd: okay im done for now
11:33… didier: Okay, Mr. The Plague.
11:34… @drd: stewardness, im never flying this airline again!!
11:34… didier: EUGENE!
11:34… drd sets mode: +m
11:34… @drd: no more

01:02… HelpUBot: PLEASE TO BE CHECKING WITH THE MAIL THING!
02:01… HelpUBot: DID YOU MAKE SURE TO ADD THE NEW COVERSHEET TO THE TPS REPORT?!
03:02… HelpUBot: I HEAR VOICE MAIL AND E-MAIL IS AWESOME TO CHECK!
04:01… HelpUBot: HEY GUYS! MANBEARPIG IS IN THE VOICEMAIL AND EMAIL! I'M SUPER CEREAL!
05:01… @drd: bleh
05:01… didier: yes indeed
05:01… didier: what do you think about this helpubot?
05:01… HelpUBot: DONT FORGET CANIT! (AND TEH MAIL AND VOICMAIL)
05:02… didier: figures.
05:02… @drd: i forgot the p2p link doesnt exist anymore but theres a tunnel between the two

(5:49:34 AM) JaEd: name a Starcraft unit/building
(5:49:42 AM) JaEd: that would be a good name for a pbx
(5:50:50 AM) LogicalSuicide: hmm I don't think that dovecot if it is needed is auto starting
(5:51:21 AM) JaEd: Carrier? good idea!
(5:51:26 AM) LogicalSuicide: yar
(5:51:30 AM) JaEd: makes sense, like how ATT is a carrier
(5:51:33 AM) JaEd: your smart
(5:51:39 AM) LogicalSuicide: :?
(5:51:41 AM) LogicalSuicide: wah!
(5:51:44 AM) JaEd: :)

<bco> It didn't look like a paperclip
<drd> That's what she said

[15:19] <@drd> i keep typing in 1024 instead of 2010
[15:20] <didier> 2048 would make more sense
[15:20] <didier> try that next time, then youll only need to delete 2 characters

<b> http://www.openbsd101.com/tipstricks.html#tt1
<`g> I like munkies
<b> You are munkies.
<`g> hey hey we're the?
<drd> hey hey were the monkeys
<drd> peoplke say we monkey around
<drd> but were too busy singin
<drd> to put anybody doowwwnnnnnn
<b> That will be in my head ALL fucking day now.

Ty Webb: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

<m> [m@test /]$ su
<m> Password:
<m> su: incorrect password
<m2> sudo su -
<m2> root becomes you

[02/03 10:43AM] [peter(~peter)] webmail max upload is:
[02/03 10:43AM] [peter(~peter)] upload_max_filesize 2M
[02/03 10:43AM] [peter(~peter)] this cannot be changed
[02/03 10:43AM] [peter(~peter)] but then you received a 30meg test file after you said the maximum is 2meg and cant be changed?
[02/03 10:44AM] [peter(~peter)] so it isn't 2 meg???
[02/03 10:45AM] [msg(peter)] read what you just copied and pasted
[02/03 10:45AM] [msg(peter)] mainly the first two lines. sit and think about those for 10 minutes
[02/03 10:46AM] [peter(~peter)] let me ask you a question you can think about for 10min
[02/03 10:46AM] [peter(~peter)] what is the max file you can send through the server NOT from webmail?
[02/03 10:46AM] [msg(peter)] that information is in the ticket
[02/03 10:47AM] [msg(peter)] do i still need to think about it for 10 minutes