<amd> holy crap
<jcs> ?
<amd> everyone is calling cuz their outlook is misconfigured now...
<jcs> how so?
<amd> new mail is case sensetive :)
<Suit> shit shit !

LogicalSuicide (3:28:39 AM): I think if I have a child I will make his middle name blah
A Divergent Mind (3:29:46 AM): eric
A Divergent Mind (3:29:50 AM): you will never have a kid
LogicalSuicide (3:29:51 AM): NEVA!
A Divergent Mind (3:29:54 AM): exactly.
LogicalSuicide (3:29:58 AM): ah ha ha ha
A Divergent Mind (3:30:03 AM): :D

* bje watches syslog go apeshit

<D> rapes are done
<b> um
<D> oops
<D> tapes

<bje> man i feel like horseshit
<bje> is that possible to feel like a small lump of turd
<drd> now -thats- how you get pinkeye...

m> any recommendations on w2k3 install for a sensor, any standards?
d> (includes link to article explaining installation of a sensor)
m> do you have a link on standard windows installation?

(17:52:48) drd: i got scared yesterday. i wore my cake is a lie shirt, and at noodles, a cute girl was like "is that a 'cake is a lie' shirt? that is THE best game!"
(17:52:56) drd: and i didnt know what to say
(17:52:58) drd: =(
(17:53:14) jon: hahaha
(17:53:30) jon: you should of said "would you like some cake?"
(17:55:20) jon: or "i have some frosting for you!" then point at your crotch
(17:56:55) drd: all i said was "yes, it is"
(17:56:58) drd: im a newb
(17:59:29) drd: i think you should buy me l4d so i can cheer up
(17:59:42) jon: no

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[02/03 11:05AM] [msg(peter)] Peter, you're fired.

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<Ryan> Im starting to slip into depression
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<Dasha> yay
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<HelpUBot> [Dasha] Thinking.. 35% competed...
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<bco> HAH
<drd> oops
<bco> yeah what are you matching? the letter y?
<Ryan> yay
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<Dasha> ouch
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<HelpUBot> [Dasha] Thinking.. 35% competed...
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<P4T> KIK
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<a11nonymous> i need office 2009?
<jaed> that sucks
<IcyG> are u serious?
<jaed> go to best buy
<Juxive> hahah
<privaterolf> 2009?
<Lancer> hahaha
<privaterolf> Don't you mean 2007?
<Juxive> open office
<a11nonymous> sure
<FrankLaMotta> good luck with that bro
<jaed> theyll help you as much as we can :)

01:02… HelpUBot: PLEASE TO BE CHECKING WITH THE MAIL THING!
02:01… HelpUBot: DID YOU MAKE SURE TO ADD THE NEW COVERSHEET TO THE TPS REPORT?!
03:02… HelpUBot: I HEAR VOICE MAIL AND E-MAIL IS AWESOME TO CHECK!
04:01… HelpUBot: HEY GUYS! MANBEARPIG IS IN THE VOICEMAIL AND EMAIL! I'M SUPER CEREAL!
05:01… @drd: bleh
05:01… didier: yes indeed
05:01… didier: what do you think about this helpubot?
05:01… HelpUBot: DONT FORGET CANIT! (AND TEH MAIL AND VOICMAIL)
05:02… didier: figures.
05:02… @drd: i forgot the p2p link doesnt exist anymore but theres a tunnel between the two

drd: sysadminday is coming up!
jaed: NO.
jaed: actually... i have a good idea
drd: if it doesnt have boobies and a vagina, i dont want it!
jaed: your close
jaed: im going to get you a transvestite prostitute!
drd: ewwww
jaed: YAY!!! SYSADMIN DAY!
drd: well at least ill get some
drd: hahahahahahaha ewww

drd: just have to find a way to see if you can export the email crap
drd: i hate setting up all my accounts every time
jh: hahaha
jh: i only do my work email and gmail
drd: i do work, and i have 3 personal ones
jh: booty call emails?
drd: pretty much
drd: cept no one uses it
jh: rawwwrrr

<didi> whoever just did what they did in the bathroom, if they are in this channel.... should feel bad for what they are doing to us poor tech support agents.
<`gnT> .....
* P4T passes out
<didi> seriously
<didi> i cant hold my breath and talk to customers
<`gnT> I saw an ops e-mail detailing the death of a small goat in the mens room today
<`gnT> sorry, forgot to inform you guys.
<P4T> lol, i think it was a large goat
<`gnT> small room

(10:01:30 PM) drd: dude my feet are all worn out and sore and shit
(10:01:41 PM) drd: i wake up every morning barely able to talk
(10:01:59 PM) drd: derrr
(10:02:00 PM) drd: walk
(10:02:26 PM) jaed: talk too apparently

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[11/13 9:03AM] <j> who wants to take a ride to pistakee and change a patch cable?
[11/13 9:03AM] <drd> i say gnt does!
[11/13 9:04AM] <drd> i overheard him this mornig "damn, i really need to change a patch cable. any patch cable!"
[11/13 9:04AM] <j> then he is elected
[11/13 9:04AM] <drd> hehe
[11/13 9:05AM] <`gnT> so who-what-where?

[02/02 12:12AM] <drd> "why is this box plugged in and powered on?"
[02/02 12:12AM] <drd> yoink
[02/02 12:14AM] <drd> and on that note, im going to bed
[02/02 12:15AM] <jpk> yeah, you go yoink in bed
[02/02 12:15AM] <Nerobro> ... that's what she said?

[16:56] <`gnT> lets hope I catch TDS
[16:56] <s> Watch out for those STD's
[16:56] <didi> hahahahahaha
[16:57] <`gnT> oh the irony
[16:57] <didi> for your sake i hope you dont catch a TDS
[16:57] <s> Watch out for those STD's

<m> [m@test /]$ su
<m> Password:
<m> su: incorrect password
<m2> sudo su -
<m2> root becomes you

[06/24 2:17PM] [d] okay its easier for me to change these...i just used vi with som sweet %s skills
[06/24 2:17PM] [s] dan and regex sitting in a tree
[06/24 2:18PM] [d] g r e p i n g

<bje> drd: iptables is pwning me

drd: its all pretty web 2.0ish, i know web .5

drd: then be like "and if you want to screw something hard, im here for ya"