CS QDB - Recent Quotes http://qdb.criticalsecurity.net/ Sun, 20 May 2012 21:52:52 -0500 3 QUOTE #283 Crossing the streams would be bad. ]]> Fri, 23 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0500 QUOTE #282 WHOIS: No match for "HARDCOREBIBLESTUDY.COM".
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Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #281 No no nonononononono you do not have to * jpa- removes the control rods :O * reactor sparks :D:DD::DD Do not press that button. the red one? * jpa- runs away with the control rods * CoolBeer drains the cooling liquid * jpa- replaces cooling liquid with cool beer :0 I am not a nuclear device. <`Nerobro_> that's what ALL nuclear devices say. (*cough* that also implies that I am not a moron) We shouldn't push him, he can blow any second!
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Mon, 05 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0600
QUOTE #280 but you cant log into root with the gnome interface <`Nerobro> Asking someone about what linux to use, you're going down tha tsame religious path... AMD or Intel. What hard disk is best. Etc... <`Nerobro> RyanBouse, you sould never, EVER be logged in as root * Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
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Mon, 05 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0600
QUOTE #279 let's build a portal through space and time and solve both problems I'm so all over that. <`Nerobro> Hmm... <`Nerobro> My matter ethernet bridge is not working quite right <`Nerobro> the matter comes through, but the heisenberg states are all wrong. <`Nerobro> :-/ <`Nerobro> s what comes out, is a rough pile, that's completely dead. There's so many ways to get free energy out of an einstein rosen bridge in local space that if it were a possible construct (which I don't think it is) it would cost an incredible amount to run. I'd say that doesn't matter, `Nerobro but maybe I just don't have the energy to think about it. I'm quite uncertain. <`Nerobro> I'll just call you schroder.
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Fri, 02 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0600
QUOTE #278 electronics-cat: "When I got this cable, it made CDs come alive and I heard sounds I never heard before. On my Justin Bieber CD you could hear the audio producers in the background suggesting the only way people will buy this CD is if we autotune it."
The magic of audiophools.]]>
Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0600
QUOTE #277 what the fuck is usb 3.0 it's liek 2 ports jammed together when a usb and a firewire love each other very much...
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Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0600
QUOTE #262 But i'm a data man. :-) .dat ass :) <`Nerobro> dot dat ass? ;-) *ahhhhhhhhhhH* girl look at that dataset <`Nerobro> well taht's almost cute. I'm statistical and I know it
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Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0600
QUOTE #261 by the way, after some reading i still have a hard time understanding exactly what capacitors are for , does anyone know some good reading about them? <`Nerobro> Overburn, Time to break out some basic electronics books. yeah heh good idea If you imagine current as water flowing in a pipe, then capacitors are a toilet seat covered in cling-film. <`Nerobro> SpeedEvil, ... distrubingly.. that's a good analogy SpeedEvil : ah , i understand how they work, i just can't figure out why they are needed
Unusal Anal-ogys]]>
Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0600
QUOTE #259 ]]> Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0600 QUOTE #258 To be a distributor all you need is a high voltage spark coil, and a mechanical switch.
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Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #257 it was awesome <`Nerobro> I was racing everyone everywhere <`Nerobro> and nobody knew it
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Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #256 people at pumping station value their hide `GnT: haha value thier hide. Im gonna have to remember that phrase. <`GnT> I think I came up with that after looking at protective gear for motorcycling haha nice. Iv seen a guy wearing skid plates and my first thought was cool my second thought was ".. any time wearing skid plates is a good idea, You might be doing something wrong"
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Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #255 ]]> Sat, 22 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0500 QUOTE #254 digipengi, zabbix? digipengi, i should say its a monitoring system which has the distinguished attributes of not being nagios or zenoss. um k? rhys I make little asian children monitor my stuff it's easier and anytime something goes down they run to me and go "Mr. Jones Mr. Jones...." then I hit them and fix the system
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Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #253 vaginaz]]> Sat, 01 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0500 QUOTE #252 D what is this vim good for? [22:10:01] this tutorial does not show whole a lot [22:10:11] vim is a unix text editor [22:10:58] is it just teaching shortcuts? [22:11:04] or actual commands [22:11:19] its a text editor [22:11:23] like notepad for windows [22:11:27] but fancy options [22:12:32] Ill go through [22:12:34] it [22:12:50] you probably will not be using it as much as everyone else, its used a bit when your oncall [22:13:14] eample [22:13:18] example? [22:13:34] editing a config file to prep for a down pbx [22:13:49] editing config files on a pbx [22:14:07] creating text files in general [22:14:16] is so much better then notepad?? [22:14:29] its a text editor. you cant really explain a text editor more then that
explaining that vim is like notepad, and its still not understood...]]>
Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #251 a quick way to check if the t1s are up/up #sh int sum | inc Serial if they have a line starting with *, it means it is up if the line is starting with just Serial, it is down oh thanks for a tip allright im going to head home now if you see the t1s flap and all stay down, call me with no prob at all have a joy ride (wave) Waving i can see the text, i just cant see the images. Thats why I am translating them get an update for your app
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Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #250 what is that stupid account about another DMC story? what towerr r u on? I am not on a tower i am in the office stcl_ws1 (?) IP: xx.xxx.xxx.xxx for router access thanks for stating the obvious this is from plat stcl is dmc yes its a dmc thing they would be authenticating through DMC so we need to contact CMD DMC* so the info on plat can be ignored? NO. We are interpretting the data.... which tells us its DMC alright I will call Harry Potter again so we need to contact them on this rofl alright goodluck, hopefully dumbledorf wont be too angry call if you need me thanks I will trust me
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Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #249 I hope they build a DefCon app for android. There was one for iphone last year. looks like you need to get kraken! awwww yeaaaahhhhhh
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Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #248 dude 15:51 <@digipengi> greatest idea ever 15:51 <@digipengi> 5 player pacman 15:51 <@digipengi> 1 person is pacman 4 others are ghosts 15:53 < ExodusM2> That's pretty awesome
build it now!]]>
Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #247 so yeah memory looks like ~2200 per 64GB i emailed the vendor for a quote Does that seem high? Its 64 GIGABYTES of ram. I think asking for "rational values" is a little late at this point. In one dimm? ?? so you are just saying fuck it right? first 64 gigs of ram, then fuck silicon chip fab limitations, lets just buy a single ram chip the size of a medium pizza. i'm not entirely sure how we will fit that into a blade server, but give me an angle grinder and i'll give it a try.
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Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #246 rhys: invade poland NOW http://www.cammyfan.com/Cammy-cosplay/ikuy/ikuy-euro-salute.jpg damn you I am in training and everyone just saw that Mission Accomplished
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Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #245 CentOS6 is syncing to external mirrors. Release is imminent hah, the last few megs are at 1.2KB/s what last few megs? of the torrent. methinks someone's leeching which torrent? the official one? there's a torrent? DeHackEd: not enough people are seeding at the end indeed. if it's the official one it's capped at 95% haha nice capped at 95% of what? uhh, 95% of 100% ? 95% completion. why? completion is 100% by definition because it's not released yet and, fwiw, there are 18 out of 415 listed mirrors using http:// methods that are leaking content. I thought the @centos6 was a giveaway why in the world would you do that? because it's not released yet I thought the @centos6 was a giveaway yes, but why would you provide access to 95% of the iso, but not the last 5% via torrent? pre-seed pre-*facepalm* * Bahhumbug shrugs it's not released. did you expect a freebie? everybody expects a freebie
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Sat, 09 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0500
QUOTE #244 cheater: just visit 4chanb for awhile, you'll start feeling normal again b's version of this question would be "does wanking off over a girl's obituary, with the rest of the newspaper stuffed up my ass, while sucking off a goat make me a bad person?" Then RX8 would ask "Did you love her?" ManyMoons, /b/ is cancer now and b would reply "Yea kinda, I mean, she was my sister"
4.5 chan was better.]]>
Thu, 07 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0500